The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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cry acid tears

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!