- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to change people socks on command

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

the power to smell like ham

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

Pointless Super Powers