- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to not have a brain!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The power to shit on the ceiling

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to levitate

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to read your own mind

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

Pointless Super Powers