The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the ability to blow yourself

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to be gay on command.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!