- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to make everything worse

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to ignore useful information

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

teleport to the place where you stand

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

Pointless Super Powers