- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to age faster

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers