- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to make everything worse

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to ignore useful information

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Pointless Super Powers