- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to be normal and average

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to be Chuck Norris

the power to get married

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to self destruct at will.

Pointless Super Powers