- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the power to become translucent

the power to do nothing

The power to bleed anally at will

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to read this sentence

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

Pointless Super Powers