- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to be alone

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to shrink boobs

The power to be an idiot.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to be missed when present.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to crap without pissing.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Pointless Super Powers