the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to be a snail

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to self destruct

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!