- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The ability to see into the present.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to be gay on command.

The power to predict the present

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to have a invisible boat mobile

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

Pointless Super Powers