The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to die

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!