- Pointless Super Powers

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to summon a pen, once

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

yo mama

The power to only be able to eat poop

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to not have a superpower

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power of learning

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

The power to touch your toes

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!