- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to read your own mind

The power to swim on land.

Vanilla scented blood

the power to half transform to something.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

power to age faster

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Pointless Super Powers