the power to die

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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to do nothing

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!