- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to read your own mind

the power to half transform to something.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to jump, but only on any surface

Pointless Super Powers