the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to break a Nokia

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

the power to see through clear glass.

the power to die

The power to never have fun...never.

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

the power to get fat in America

The ability to be poor for life

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!