the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to rotten food.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to even

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!