- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to die on command.

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

Nothing to see here, keep moving...

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

ability to run very fast forever

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to poop glue.

The power to breathe slightly faster

Pointless Super Powers