The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to die

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!