- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to make faces at the blind

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to lower your own ego.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to think of your death and then you die.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

Pointless Super Powers