- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee while standing up

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

yo mama

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to make everything worse

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

Pointless Super Powers