- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

the power to do nothing

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to break bones at will.

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to look at Sun.

open up pickles glass

The power to be powerless

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

Pointless Super Powers