the power to like charlie

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!