the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to run Crysis.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!