- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to poop without wiping

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to smell people's moods

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Pointless Super Powers