- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to die at will

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to turn into a tree.

the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

The ability to jump

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to have no powers

Pointless Super Powers