The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!