The power to make any glass of water into milk

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The power to see through glass

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

the power to fly in space

The super power to shine in daylight

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

the power to run in slow motion

The power to erect your nipples at will.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

The power to get shot when you're alone

The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!