The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to see through glass

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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the power to see through clear glass.

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boo

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The power to speak to toasters

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!