The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to become demented

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!