The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!