The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!