The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to die

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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cry acid tears

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!