The power to wish you had a power

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to turn cake into pie

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to misspell

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!