- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

Read fortune cookies without opening them

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

he power to make mistakes

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to see through windows

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to quote memes randomly

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

Pointless Super Powers