The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!