- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to be normal and average

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

Pointless Super Powers