The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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being black

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to die

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!