The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to be born again

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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power to age faster

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!