The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to sit

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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kabloooeeey!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!