- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to smell whore

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

the power of the succulent game

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to die when you get old

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to get arrested

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to read terms and conditions

Pointless Super Powers