The power to lick your balls.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to die early.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!