The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!