The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Power to freeze ice.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to become demented

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!