- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to look like yourself

The power to be normal and average

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to digest corn.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

The power to smell WiFi Signals

Pointless Super Powers