The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Nothing

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!