- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be gay on command.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to turn into a tree.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The ability to jump

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Pointless Super Powers