The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to jump

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!