The power to talk in Wingdings.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!