The power to swallow instead of spit

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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he power to make mistakes

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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i love to make shit brix

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the power to do nothing

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!