The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to smell water.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!