The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to hear in the dark.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to walk through air.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to Power

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!