the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to never come into existence

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the ability to look into your brain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!