The power to see via toe nails

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to be never need to use the bathroom

The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

The power to die early.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The power to listen to justin beiber

The power to have an ability.

Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

the ability to smell sounds

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!