The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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power to age faster

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!