The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to die at will

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to read this.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!