the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!