- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to digest corn.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

32% Levitation.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to pee poop

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to breath Oxygen

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to create a pointless superpower

Pointless Super Powers