THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to pee any color

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to smell any point in time

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!