- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to be oppressed by everything

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to be french.

75% levitation

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to break a Nokia

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Pointless Super Powers