- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to pee poop

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to break bones at will.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to think oppositely

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to wish you had a power

Pointless Super Powers