The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to have no power

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!