- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to break a Nokia

The power to break bones at will.

the power to see stuff

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to kill yourself.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to be powerless

The power to be stupid reading this.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to finish anyone's sentience.

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

Pointless Super Powers