- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The Power of Anti-Sex

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to change your eye color.

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to be normal and average

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

Pointless Super Powers