Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!