The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!